春天来了~
万物复苏了~
小草从泥土里钻了出来~
把大地都染成了一片绿色~
这是小学生的诗句~

阳光的确明媚~
路边有小树林~
光秃秃~
我以为春天叶子会泛绿~
我以为春天小草会发芽~
可是我没看到~
老树没有做爱~
所以她生不出绿叶~
大草没有受孕~
所以她产不下小草~
在春天做好准备~
公狗操着母猫~
小强骑着屎壳郎~
情欲在增长~
下体在膨胀~
这才是春天~
造物的春天~
这就是春天~
混乱的春天~

春不是精神~
公交电视里~
一遍又一遍播放着准备上岛的几位军嫂~
我能理解你们常年得不到满足的渴望~
却不能忍受以一种歇斯底里来发泄对这种渴望的再一次渴望~
说句实话~
你们声嘶力竭的叫喊~
远不如让人幻想出的娇淫的喘息~
敬一丹曾经说过~
春不是叫出来的~
春是真刀真枪干出来的~
没错~
活在精神世界里的人们~
永远不能体会春的快乐~

回头再看~
其实我们从小就被蒙蔽了~
我们一直活在精神世界里~
为自己~
为别人~
勾勒出一幅美好的画面~
然后在这个画面里~
一点一点涂上黑色~
最后~
我们瞎了~
眼前一片漆黑~
只能幻想~

我也曾幻想~
幻想你躺在我的身下~
我也像大狗一样~
扭动着屁股~
可那只是幻想~
你身上趴着的是另外一条狗~
所以~
你有春天~
你们都有春天~

我没有春天么？~
不~
我长大了~
不再幻想了~
这才是春天该有的~
我想~
我的春天老早开始了！~

陈冠希曾说~
照片是真的~
感谢~
春天因你而美好~

F*ck~
F*ck This Shit~
F*ck Givin It To Me~

If I Only Could I'd Set The World On Fire~
Sya F*ck The World!~
If I Only Could I'd Set The World On Fire~
F*ck'em all!~

F*ck You~
F*ck Me~
F*ck Us~
F*ck TOM~
F*ck MARY~
F*ck GUS~
F*ck DARIUS~
F*ck The West Coast & F*ck Everybody On The East~
Eat Shit & Die~
Or F*ck Off At Least~
F*ck Pre-schoolers~
F*ck Rumors~
KINGS & QUEENS & Gold Jewelers~
F*ck Wine Coolers~
F*ck Chickens~
F*ck Ducks~
Everybody In Your Crew Sucks~
Punk Mother F*cks
F*ck Critics~
F*ck Your review~
Even If You Like Me~
F*ck You
F*ck Your Mom~
F*ck Your Mom's Momma~
F*ck The BEASTIE BOYS & The DALI LLAMA~
F*ck The Rain Forest~
F*ck A FORREST GUMP~
You Probably Like It In The Rump~
F*ck A Shoe Pump~
F*ck The Real Deal & F*ck All The Fakes~
F*ck All Fifty Two States!~
Oooo & F*ck You~

F*ck OPRAH~
F*ck Opera~
F*ck A Soap Opera~
F*ck A Pop Locker & A Cock Blocker~
F*ck Your Girlfriend~
I Probably Did Her Already~
F*ck KYLE & His Brother TOM PETTY~
Jump Steady~
My Homie~
F*ck Him~
What Are You Gonna Do?~
F*ck That Bitch~
F*ck You~
Yeah Well F*ck You Too~
Don't Bother Tryin To Analyze These Rhymes~
In This Song I Say F*ck Ninety Three Times~
F*ck The President~
F*ck Your Welfare~
F*ck Your Government & F*ck FRED BEAR~
F*ck NUGENT~
Like Anybody Gives A F*ck~
You Like To Hunt A Lot~
So F*ckin What?!~
F*ck Disco~
Count Of MONTE CRISCO~
F*ck Cisco & JACK & JERRY BRISCO~
And F*ck Everyone Who Went Down With The TITANIC~
In A Panic~
I'm Like F*ck You~
AHHHHH!~

F*ck CELINE DION & F*ck DIONNE WARWICK~
You Both Make Me Sick~
Suck My Dick~
F*ck The BERLIN WALL~
Both Sides Of It
And F*ck LYLE LOVETT~
Whoever The F*ck That Is~
F*ck Everybody In The Hemisphere~
F*ck Them Across The World & F*ck Them Right Here~
You Know The Guy That Operates The ROUGE RIVER Draw Bridge In~
Delray On JEFFERSON?~
F*ck HIM!~
F*ck Your Idea~
F*ck Your Gonnoreha~
F*ck Your Diarrhea~
ROCKY MAIVIA~
F*ck Your Wife~
Your homie Did~
he's F*ckin You~
F*ck The Police & The 5-0 too
F*ck SPIN~
ROLLING STONE & F*ck VIBE~
F*ck Everybody Inside~
Whoever's On The Cover~
F*ck His Mother~
F*ck Your Little Brother's Homie From Around The Way~
And F*ck VIOLENT J!~